Dude's, I loves me a scary chain letter 83 it entertains me x3
because...

1.) they are scary

and

2.) they also make me laugh :D

here I'll post a few! I'm not saying to "re-post this in the next 10 or you'll die!", oh no. I just want people to see these fake entertainment things ^_^ if you don't like scary things, don't read it! haha. Here, at the end of each one, I'll put my thought on it! that way it'll be less scary ^_^ I'm laughing about my thoughts about it already!! XD

here goes!!

Chain-Letter One:

There was this girl and she was with
her
friend.
They were looking through peoples
MySpaces.
The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace. It
had creatures in the background and the
man
looked like a psycho. She started
laughing with
her friend commenting on how ugly he
was.
Right
then, an instant message came up.
IT SAID

SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace?


XxLoVemExX: What?


XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?


SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.


XxLoVemExX: How do you know?


SatanStalker: I know. I know when people look
at my MySpace.


XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how?


SatanStalker: I just do.


Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like
you.


Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might
say.


At the time the girl was wearing high shorts. She started to pull them down
a little bit to cover what ever she could. Her and her friend started
to get worried now.


XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting
to care the living sh*t out of me.


SatanStalker: You should be afraid.


SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy
like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what
you just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.


They were in shock.


Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a f*cking psycho!


The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?


SatanStalker: I am.


SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really matter if
you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.


XxLoVemExX: What? My house?


SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem.


XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to
leave now because youre freaking me out.


SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.


SatanStalker has just signed off.


The girl and her friend were really
scared.


Girls friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust
me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke
from someone.

They went upstairs and were
having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls
friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said
ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her
friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering
what was up. She goes and knocks but no one said
anything she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but
when she turned around he was there.
News the next
morning said that there was one girl dead in
the bathroom; her neck sliced with blood all
over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall.
Just her head.

My Thoughts: OMFG XD I got one. If Satan had a myspace, I'd probably friend request because I'm just that crazy. Also, if he were watching me and Ashley.... OMG!!! you know how much FUN we'd have!? to talk to him?! X3 Our conversation would probably go likes this :D brace yourselves!!

SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace?

Teh Dreamer: Me likes >:3 I demand that you put a flaying puppy dog in your bg NAO!!

SatanStalker: Aren't you a little odd? well it is expected since you've been odd all your life.

Teh Dreamer: OAO NO WAI!! are you psychic?!

SatanStalker: Something like that

Teh Dreamer: NO FUDGING WAI!!! What my fevorite color? OAO

SatanStalker: Green

Teh Dreamer: LE GASP! Can you guess what I'm wearing?

SatanStalker: Black sweats withe a grey-green T and blue sports bra...

Teh Dreamer: Yeah you'd like that huh?

SatanStalker: What?

Teh Dreamer: YOUR FACE!!!

Life is grand 8D. On to the NEXT!! :3


Chain-Letter Two!

FOURTEEN YEAR OLD GIRL NAMED RUTH WAS SITTING AT HOME EATING TACOS WHILE BABYSITTING HER BROTHER WHILE HER PARENTS WERE OUT GETTING DRUNK.ITS 9:00 SO SHE PUTS HER BROTHER TO BED AND HE FALLS ASLEEP IMMEDIATELY.SHE WATCHES TV AND AT 1:27am THE PHONE RINGS.SHE PICKS IT UP AND A VOICE THAT SOUNDS ERIE.HE SAYS SOMETHING IN A FOREIGN LANGUAGE THAT SHE CANNOT UNDERSTAND SO SHE JUST HANGS UP.AND LATER ON AT ABOUT 3:13 THE PHONE RINGS AGAIN.THE SAME VOICE COMES ON THE PHONE HE SAYS CHECK YOUR BROTHERS ROOM!! AND SHE SAYS WHO ARE YOU AND WHATS YOU PROBLEM??THEN SHE HANGS UP.SHE GETS SCARED AND GOES AND CHECKS HIS ROOM JUST IN CASE.SHE OPENS THE DOOR AND SHE SEES HER BROTHER HANGING FROM THE CLOSET DEAD!!!SHE CALLS THE POLICE AND THEY COME RIGHT OVER.THEY DO THE WHOLE INSPECTION THING AND SHE GOES TO COURT AND THE JUDGE FINDS HER GUILTY OF FIRST DEGREE MURDER OF HER BROTHER PELSWICK OSWALD THE THIRD.SHE WAS SENTENCED TO LIFE IN PRISON.THIS IS NO JOKE ITS A TRUE STORY OF A DEAR FAMILY IN FORK CITY, UTAH.SHE HAUNTS THOSE WHO DO NOT RE-TELL HER SYORY AS SHE THINKS THAT ITS THEM WHO MURDERED HER DEAR BROTHER.IF YOU DO NOT SEND THIS TO 15 PEOPLE IN THE NEXT 313 MINUTES SHE WILL APPEAR AT YOUR BEDSIDE AT 3:13 AND TORCHER AND HANG YOU JUST AS IT WAS DONE TO HER BROTHER.I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS REAL AND THERE ARE CONSEQUENCES FOR DISBELIEF IN THE DEATH OF PELSWICK OSWALD THE THIRD.REPOST THIS AS "WHAT A NASTY GIRL".START SENDING NOW BEFORE ITS TOO LATE...

My response: GOD these people can't spell and apparently they don't know there's a CAPS LOCK on the key bored >_> anyway.. hmm let's see, I think she was supposed to visit me 2 were supposed to visit me a few weeks ago, those bastards never came! TO THE GUY ON THE PHONE!. If he call's my house, I'd just say "Welcom to Taco Bell hhow may I hhhhccchhhhelp yo?," in a chinese accent as best as I can, THEN we'll see who's confused MODA FUCKAH!! >:D

Chain-Letter Three!! XD

Well I'm not sure if this is a chain-letter at all >_> ... oh well! :D

I have a little kitty
his name is morning star
when we were playing outside
he was ran over by a car
he flew up in the air
and hit the asphalt with a thud
his kitty head cracked open
and his brains oozed out like mud
kitties have nine lives
so I know he cant be dead
I put him in a box
and kept him underneath my bed
at night I hear him laughing
when everyones asleep
sometimes I even feel him
licking both my hands and feet
I put him in the bath tub
and cleaned the maggots from his eyes
his ribcage looked like a row
of tiny white french frys
then he started screaming
an echo in my brain
this little rotten kitty
is driving me insane
I nailed him to the wall
it had to be done
but he started screaming again
so i bit off his tong
mommy started crying now
as I ripped my cat apart
she held me tight and asked me
to please spit out his heart
mommy dont you cry
you havent been bad
I wont do this to you
unless you make me mad

My thoughts: >_> hmm.... toughy.... make me mad little boy, see what happens >:) I'm just as crazy with my best friend named Mr. Batty >:D

Chain-Letter Four!!!! o3o

A few years ago, two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to ask if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said,"Take the kids and get out of the house. We'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue." The "clown statue" is really a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this letter on to 10 videos tonight, the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand.

My thoughts: Meet me at my bed side the biatch! >:D I got mah friends everywhere in the house, see what happens! You don't beef niqqa, you don't want to be at THIS puerto rican bitch's room! trust and believe, even the most innocent Latina got skills cabron! >:1 GET AT ME!

Chain-Letter Five!!! last one :3

One Thursday afternoon when Casey came home from school
she realized her mothers car was not in the drive way. At first
she was startled but then she remembered that her mother had
to work late and told her the spare key would be under the mat
at the back door.

She went to the back door and reached under the mat for it,
but it was not there! She then reached up for the door knob
and it surprisingly it was unlocked! She entered figuring her
mother couldn’t find the spare key and left the door open.
Right away she noticed the radio blasting and the TV just as
loud. Besides that, at first, everything was just fine. THUD!
She suddenly heard a huge crashing noise from upstairs.

After a while she got enough courage to go up there and see
what it was. When she reached the top of the stairs she looked
around for a while, everything was absolutely fine. She was so
startled that she rushed down the stairs practically tripping
over her own two feet. By this time she was completely
freaked out.

She left her house and ran next door to her neighbors for help.
Without knocking she quickly entered to find her neighbor
beaten and stabbed, laying on the kitchen floor. She reached
for the nearest phone to immediately call 911. As she grabbed
the cordless phone and turned it on, it felt as if she was being
watched. First, she pressed 9 and heard thundering footsteps.
Then as she dialed the first 1 the footsteps grew louder and
closer and sounded as if they began to run towards her. Before
she dialed the last number she froze and without thinking, she
quickly spun around and was~

My thoughts: ...startled to see me with a bloody bat. She screamed and laughed. "There's no need to scream. You should be screaming out for joy for killing that bastard. Ahh stupid dumb ass, never had a chance with my bat!" lol I'm dumb.  Well this concludes "I loves me some scary chain mail!" story! :3 give out your thoughts! and let me remind you, I'm not telling you to post any of these things in the next so and so minute or you'll die and what not. Nah this is just for laugh! ^w^

tell me if you want any more posted! :D you know, to make fun off and twist it! ^_^ Syllenra OUT!! 1